When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.
by Elitethotpatrol February 17, 2018
Blocking the anus of someone and not letting anything pass through, while forcing other things out of the person (e.g. shit, from the mouth or the nose as there isn't any alternate path for the shit to go out.
James couldn't get the last piece of shit out of his anus, so he went through the night with anal blockade.
by Trxllxd May 29, 2022
This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017
An event in which multiple people attempt or have successfully prevented a certain male/female from having sexual relations with the person he/she is trying to do so with.
"Yo James, ya boys are tryna get in the way of me watching ChavezzSlovakia and chill with Cynthia. What do I do?"
"Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."
"Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."
by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis September 02, 2020