double-barreled-ass-blaster

one absolutly humongus fart

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.

by GreenEyedMadman September 9, 2005

ghetto blaster

A large, portable, radio cassette player, measuring about 1.5 m wide and 1.0 m high.

It is played especially outdoors, in public places at loud volume; and carried on one shoulder with loudspeakers facing the head.

It is assumed that bypassers share the same musical taste.

Bob passed his time at the bus stop by playing his ghetto blaster.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

bloaterface

British slang for an overweight person. This can also be used when describing a swell to the face. Is often used as an insult. Most probably derives from the puffer fish 'Bloat' from finding nemo. Then again, probably not.

Man- Dude, look at him - he's piled on the pounds.
Man- Yeah, what a bloaterface.

Woman1- I ate some shellfish and now I have a bloaterface.
Woman2- You had a bloaterface anyway you fat cow.

by Faye S June 13, 2007

Semen Blaster

Semen Blaster (n.)
1: The male counterpart to a cum dumpster
2: One who blasts semen into a cum dumpster
3: A stallion of a man that conquers many women, cum dumpsters or otherwise

Note: "Semen Blaster" may be used with a positive or negative connotation.

1 (Positive Context):
Tom: I heard Michael Phelps pounded like, thirty gymnasts in the Olympic village.
Barry: That's awesome! Phelps is a semen blaster.

2 (Negative Context):
Tom: Hey Barry, did Felix pound that cum dumpster Tanya last night?
Barry: Yeah, Felix porked her. He's a real semen blaster.

by Jake Dikshit August 12, 2012

kentucky anal blaster

The Kentucky anal blaster is when you pour an entire container of KFC gravy in her butthole, and when she farts all the gravy spews out.

Tom "did you hear about when Dave gave Katy a Kentucky anal blaster"
James "Yeah, I heard it was a really mess"

by Kentucky Anal Blaster January 28, 2017

Finger Blaster Master

a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms

that dude is such a cole ramsey, he is the finger blaster master

by coleramsme January 16, 2017

gaster blaster

Sans' guns pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

Sans: I'm gonna freaking kill you.
Frisk: But saaans...
Sans: WITH A GASTER BLASTER!!!
Frisk: ded

by chara the human :) May 22, 2017