Baby Batter Blizzard

After coming home from Dairy Queen, your friend, relative, or significant other puts their DQ Blizzard in the freezer for later. You pull a fast one and ejaculate into their Blizzard mix it around and put it back.

Jillian: Charlie, I'll be right back, I have to pick up my mother at the airport. Can you take care of the dogs and please don't eat my Dairy Queen!

Charlie: Yeah no problem.(Takes out phone to call Frank)

Frank: Whats up?

Charlie: Baby Batter Blizzard.

Frank: I love you.

by SchlongJohnSilvers December 23, 2012

shit blizzard

A somewhat rare and ghastly occurance where the forces of nature collide at high pressure, collaborating a chain reaction of shit.

also:
A series of bad things that happen in a very rapid, sometimes simultaneous, manner.

Jim Lahey: Feel that?
Randy: Feel what, Mr. Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The way the shit clings to the air, Randy...
Randy: Shit clings to the air?
Jim Lahey: It's already started, my dear good friend.
Randy: What's started, Mr Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The shit blizzard

by shit blizzard December 14, 2017

crimson blizzard

A male gets sunburn on his wiener it begins to peel and he finds a girl on her period to have sex with. After sex she queefs out the blood stained dead wiener skin making it a crimson blizzard.

After leaving the beach, Pat L went home to give susan a crimson blizzard.

by TBird311 April 20, 2010

Blizaard

A major snow event resulting in the closing of schools.
First coined by Anthony F. Ciminello.

I hope there will be a blizaard tomorrow - that way, I won't have to take the chemistry test.

by Anthonyc123 February 8, 2017

Blizzarding

Blizzarding is when you creampie a chick inside of a Dairy Queen and if she stands up and it comes out, you go for Round 2.

Nibba 1: “dawg tonight I’m going Blizzarding.”
Nibba 2: “get the fuck away from me nibba”

by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019

Oral Blizzard

The act of receiving oral sex while the other person has icy hot or Ben-gay on their tongue

White girl: "OMG that oral blizzard was something else"

by BigDaddyLongShlong June 1, 2018

Blizzard

A company that shatters the hopes and dreams of people around the world by feeding them false patch update news for World of Warcraft and getting them excited for nothing.

"Did you hear about Druid healers being buffed next patch? I can't wait!"

"Nah man, it's Blizzard, do you really think they'd stick with it?"

by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014