blivey

Ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag.

The salesman was so rude and obnoxious that I would have hit him with a blivey if I'd had one.

by Debbie123 April 12, 2007

bivet

The creases on a man's ball sac

i need to clean the bivet's on my balls

by DIGIHAM October 15, 2011

blivitt

Ten lbs. of shit in a five-lb. bag. A disparaging term for someone who is basically full of shit.

Did you see that blivitt Howard Dean making the rounds on the Sunday talk shows this week?

by dandi December 19, 2003

blivot

Twenty pounds of shit in a ten pound bag. A situation or item that is foolishly perceived to be simple and easily manageable when if fact it is twice as complicated and unmanageable as first foolishly perceived.

When you tell your "Fun" friends to come over and hang out, and they tell their friends, and those friends tell their friends and so on, and you find yourself hosting a huge houseparty. You say to yourself retorically "Well isn't this a blivot?"

by dollar89 December 27, 2006

Team Blivot

A special group in Washington that is bound to be great. The future leaders and oppressors of the future are those in this group. The group consists of all different nationalities and orientations. THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD.

Slave 1: Dude did you hear about the new King?
Slave 2: Yeah...I heard he is a member of Team Blivot.
Slave1: Holy Shit! That's insane, no wonder he's king.

by The Chinese Yo-Yo King. May 2, 2010

blivit

10 punds of shit in a 5 pound bag, throw it at the wall and it goes blivit

what are you, a blivit?

by Levinator October 5, 2006

Bliven

How to Pronounce:Bliv-en
Not like everything else.
Individual.
Randomly Spaztic.
Lively, and oober fantastic!

Bliven's Kicks ass
A Bliven presonality
I wanna be Bliven!

by Katie Bliven August 9, 2006