blitzcrank

the most utterly Jewish, broken champ in league of legends.

teemo:"Oh fuck i just got blitz grabbed."

Announcer: "an ally has been slained"

Teemo: "fuck you blitz."

Blitzcrank: "trolololol"

by Blitzcrank 4 life November 7, 2013

Blitzin'

(Bliht-zihn)
- Verb

1. Rocking out.
2. Partying down.
3. Doing something others consider cool.
4. One of Santa's reindeer.

1. Lex, you are blitzin' out!
2. Let's get blitzin'!
3. Keep on blitzin'!
4. On Dasher, on whoever, on Blitzin'...

by Lex.M February 3, 2010

Blitzgrief

A very fast form of ground warfare supported by strategic air strikes that results in grief for all involved, even if victory is achieved. See also: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

After the blitzgrief in Iraq, the people in the US and the people in Iraq were all upset about the outcome.

by Mr_Shifty August 25, 2009

blitzfick

German slang that, translated, means "lightening fuck".

Touch me again and I'll blitzfick you into oblivion.

by Jackson Blakeman January 2, 2008

Blitzed

Of being high or wasted to the extreme.

Dude man you've been smokin' too much your blitzed

by holl March 19, 2003

blitz chess

Blitz Chess is a variant of chess that is played under quick time controls, usually 5 minute or 3 minutes allocated to each side. It is highly addicting to many chess players, and widely played on internet servers such as Internet Chess Club, and Playchess.

Man, Joe I just beat a 2300 on playchess in blitz chess. I can beat Kasparov now.

by Joe Brignax April 18, 2008

Blitzcringe

Opposite of Blitzkrieg
A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss of attacking military personel and military tech in the beginning of the campaign. Which keeps mounting while your enemies completely trash your army and your state's reputation phisically and morally.

Putin: “How goes my victorious Blitzkrieg?”
Shoigu: “It’s been a Blitzcringe since the beginning.”

by Eugene Walles May 9, 2022