blinkerdick

an individual that does not use their blinker while driving such as changing lanes or turning. an individual that leaves their blinker on when not switching lanes or turning.

goddam look at this blinkerdick !" .. " i know he has yet to take his blinker off

by oggieb July 19, 2010

peaky blindered

The erect male organ is gently inserted between the blinds so only the cock is visible through the window.

Girl 1: Jakes cock is huge, I saw his organ through the blinds
Girl 2: Oh my god! You got peaky blindered?

by BigTruckBigCock April 30, 2019

blinked

To be touched by the band blink 182's songs / lyrics.

To be blinked you must have experienced an amazing *coincidence* or event.

Jeeze blinked 182 totaly blinked me yesterday.

Can you believe that nerd just floored that jock thats blinked for sure.

by blinked September 20, 2006

blinkered

You guys calling the original guy an idiot are all wrong. I'm a huge horse racing fan, and racehorses wear blinkers. A carriage-pulling horse, or a jumper, wears blinders, but the hoods that some racehorses wear are indeed blinkers, which is where the term comes from.

One of the most famous racehorses of all time, Secretariat, wore blinkers in all of his races.

by FusaichiPegasusK April 2, 2005

Blinkered vision paradox

Someone who doesn't like unrealistic games and films unless they do.

He won't watch Godzilla because it lacks realism, but one of his favourite films is doctor strange. He's obviously got blinkered vision paradox

by Therealgeekatron June 15, 2019

Blinkied

verb
To disengage socially and conversationally from one’s companions while travelling. Typically the traveller who has blinkied becomes quiet, withdrawn and introspective, often as a consequence of stress of travelling or business engagements, or the prolonged intensity of contact with his or her travelling companions.

Etymology
Exact origins are unclear, but rumoured to include an obliquely relate to the Australian children’s cartoon koala, Blinky Bill. First common usage encountered in or around 2013.

Traveller 1: Paul hasn’t said anything to either of us all day. He’s just staring into space.
Traveller 2: Yep, he has completely Blinkied.

by SuperAspectLifeTalent May 10, 2014

Blinkoed

To be moved, pushed, pulled or bounced forcefully by a crowd to loose your sense of direction or your way

Joe was blinkoed like a pinball after trying exiting the packed football stadium

by bombasutra23 February 16, 2022