Blinding

When you receive a BJ and at the crucial moment you whip your knob out and jizz all over her face, getting it in her eyes and causing the eyelids to stick together temporarily blinding her

Katie gave me a great shiner last night but went garrity when I pulled out and shot my load all over her face getting it in her eyes and blinding her

by Philphee-phil August 30, 2023

Blinded

Walmart Corpse

Blinded - A nickname for people who sounds like a walmart version of CORPSE Husband

by TheFrostyBacon June 5, 2021

blinded

Going by the way something seems and not what's actually possible. Unable to see what is right in front of you because of pre-existing thoughts or ideas you may have. 2Pac used this word a lot.

Perhaps I was blind to the facts, stabbed in the back/
and in my mind I'm a blind man doin time/
we took a minus, and now the hard times are behind us, turned to a plus, now we stuck, livin blinded/ - 2Pac

by dudubrown November 4, 2006

Blind Blind Blind date

When you go on a blind date with a blind person who blinds you.

Did you see Shelly? Where are her eyes?
She went on a Blind Blind Blind date yesterday, she lost them.

by Word Authority of USA June 3, 2022

Blind

When you are unaware of what is going on around you. To be dull to your surroundings.

You blind homie.

by JaySteeze January 8, 2015

Blinding

(U.K.) Cursing, specifically saying "Bloody" this and "Bloody" that.

"If I hear someone effing and blinding in the street I give them a look." - Roy "Chubby" Brown (of all people!)

by davarinofuntucson June 8, 2013

blind

the ability not to see

"i can't see, im blind."

"A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris."

by SVenSTER January 1, 2006