spanish blindfold

When a man rests his ballsack on the eyelids of his girlfriend, resulting in temporary blindness for her, but pleasure and ammusement for him.

'I can't believe Dave Bowers just totally gave his girlfiend a Spanish Blindfold - she was balllldeep blind!!'

by Will Atkinson March 13, 2008

Vanilla Blindfold

It is what happens when a man ejaculates on a female's face, and it gets on her eyelids. She is unable to open one or both of her eyes.

I gave that bitch a vanilla blindfold.

I skeeted on her face and she got a vanilla blindfold.

by Hefe317 October 26, 2008

mexican blindfold

The act of sitting on a woman's face with your testicles covering her eyes (like a blindfold) then proceeding to take a dump on her head.

I just gave that woman a mexican blindfold and she enjoyed it.

by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009

brazillian blindfold

The phenomenon affecting most hot South American women whose significant other is an ugly, fat, unkept shitbag. The affliction seems to render rediculously attractive women completely blind.

Eric: WTF? How did that doucher land that Latin hotness??

Mike: Must be the Brazillian blindfold, dude.

by HughJassoul January 5, 2014

Belgian Blindfold

When you sit across a girls face and let your "spuds o' love" cover her eyes and pop your man-meast in her mouth at the same time.

I gave her a Belgian Blindfold last night. she didn't even see it coming

by spider_bifida November 13, 2009

mongolian blindfold

n. when a man squats over his partner's face resting one testicle in each eye socket often while recieving a rim job

After I gave your mom a t-bag, I transitioned into a Mongolian blindfold

by Ron O'Keef September 25, 2006

Asian Blindfold

Using Dental Floss or Shoestring to cover an Asian person eyes.

After Ming Lee makes me some Fish Ball Soup I'm going to Asian Blindfold her and let her use my scrotum as a ball gag.

by THE MIGHTY FOURDIX December 2, 2010