Bliptch

A word used to describe a snafu, silly mistake or other minor, intolerable contrivance failure.

"Oh, crap! I flushed my watch down the toilet again!"

"Way to bliptch, doofus."

by SugarDoggy April 18, 2009

blapty

intoxication beyond the ability to communicate or function with others

Joe took his fifth shot only to realize that he was too blapty to drive home.

Jane was so blapty nobody wanted to be around her.

by beefmissile November 6, 2009

blerta lama

She’s the sexiest girl in the world . If you find Blerta lama remember that shes rare and never let go of her because blerta lama is sexy , feisty and can make you go horny . Blerta lama gives your smiles and if you when her as a BESTFRIEND never let go aswell . She treats her friends like gold and a lot of boys like her but doesn’t want to tell her because Blerta lama is a closed book if she doesn’t know you well however she’s as pure as fuck if she knows you well . If you break up with Blerta lama remember you will regret it in your life

Girl 1 - OMG! Is that Blerta lama ?!
Boy 1 : IM SO HORNY

by Itsthetruthrightnow May 20, 2018

bleethed

when a previously hot girl gets strung out on coke or other drugs to the point that she is no longer hot.

DId you see that hot girl from high school at the bar with the douchbag? she is totally bleethed.

by oncalldba December 28, 2007

Blentrat

The act of yeeting a rat into a blender, and spilling the remains onto your countertop.

I don't cook. But when I do, I blentrat

by Th3 Pr0curat0r July 16, 2019

BlewTube

Upon successful completion of a blowjob, but before swallowing the prize, the giver uses a straw to shoot the ejaculate onto the belly of the receiver and greedily licks it back up.

Yolanda is a freak! Bitch gave me a BlewTube on my mom's new couch.

by Philly Jay September 15, 2015

blether

(ble-thir) dialect, chiefly scot.
~n. 1. person who chatters incessantly; one who babbles on and on.
~v. 2. to engage in conversation, long-winded or idle talk

1- ("That wee yin o' yours is an awfy blether gettin'")
2- ("Ah met yer granny doon the toun, we hud a richt guid blether the gither")

by - ali - January 13, 2006