Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one's underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (Similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)
Dad: <wet farting sound> "Uh oh."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."
by Joe Bone April 11, 2005
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Get the bliotch mug.When one plants an idea for Sturfing in a females head. The said female sturfs it and reports back with the facts from the net. A rare breed of woman.
The Dath - Hi Rockii wonder how you copy Wii games.
Rockii: Dath i sturfed that here is the answer.
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