Brenda

A girl who will never understand her true beauty and glamor.
Shes been through more than she deserves and continues to smile.

Loved by many, hated by few
Her trust isn't earned easily and her kindness can be mistaken for affection.
Lovely and smart and has a beautiful mind that only the strong can understand

Is that her? Is that Brenda? Yep thats her alright!

by Skorge37 December 15, 2019

Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*

by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014

Blendon

A quiet, funny, sweet guy. He is cool but always gets "picked on" in class. He has a best friend that he spends time with all of the time. He is really nice and is a good person.

Blendon is so funny, cool, and is a good friend.

by Random •_•_•_•_•_•_•_•_• March 12, 2015

Brenda

Brenda is an uncommon name proving these girls are unique and rare to find. This beautiful name means fierce sword, wise black raven, and child of God. If you know a Brenda consider yourself to be lucky to have her. Besides having Big Booty lol, She is a kind hearted and extremely attractive woman who's love for the people who's close to her is well known to everyone. Brenda has no downsides. She is absolutely gorgeous, charismatic, charming, lovable, giving, caring, intelligent, and very inspiring. She is NOT shy, or stuck up, She's just NOT FAKE! She's not basic, but rather has high standards and no time to deal with low standard people in her life. She's not boring. She's just not lame and childish. She has the strength to let go of people and things that don't allow her to grow. No matter how good of a person Brenda is, jealousy and enviousas seem to hit hard. She will be labeled as the bad in someone's made up malicious story. If you knew how hard Brenda loves her family and friends, you would understand her loyal heart. She senses vibes from certain people and can tell if they are bad people. Reason why her circle of friends is tightly sealed. Brenda can feel things way before she finds out things so if you backstab her, trust me, She will know!

Brenda is all a women should be. Everyone wishes to be a Brenda.

by SweetPanDulce June 1, 2019

Blended Family

Anyone after their latest marriage that looks at their children and realizes they have half-siblings, a biological sibling, and step siblings, is a blended family.

Victoria had such a hard time with her family photo at show and tell day. She could not get the other children to understand who was who in her blended family.

by Miss Lizzy Blizz September 3, 2009

Hungarian Hand Blender

When you combine feces, urine and semen inside your partner's anus and then use your hand to mix the contents. The feces can already be in there or you can defecate into your partner's anus yourself.

My girlfriend wanted me to give her a Hungarian hand blender. I'm not one to kink shame but that's taking it too far.

by Indy the Great January 12, 2019

Brenda Gorsuch

A very uptight, high strung, liberal AP English IV teacher and journalism adviser at a small high school in western North Carolina. A '77 Western Carolina University graduate who has very interesting hair cuts. She ranks very high with authority and is generally quite terrifying to new students (freshmen). She also has an obsession with money and Steve Jobs. Won the title of Dow Jones National High School Journalism Teacher of the Year in 2004 along with many other achievements. Has a set of very high standards and is very easy to disappoint. Warning: If you encounter a Brenda Gorsuch, run. Can be life threatening.

Brenda Gorsuch will give you the G-look, and stare you down with her evil laser vision powers if you do not meet your deadlines!

by The Chatelaine Affair July 22, 2010