I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

if it bleeds it leads

basically means that the media loves violence. television, radio, and film will for the most part have much higher ratings if it's about a bunch of people getting murdered rather than something nice, like somebody saving a cat from a tree. ultimately, it's a statement about america's fascination with violence.

Johnny: you watch the news today? it was awesome, 500 people got their heads chopped off!

Tommy: hey, if it bleeds it leads.

by joejizzle May 7, 2008

bleeding turds

This is military slang for someone with severe abdominal injuries from an explosion or machinegun.

Man, he was so blown to shit he was bleeding turds!

by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021

blee dat

To give complete and absolute agreement to a statement or question. It may also serve as an affirmative answer to a question.

LSU was the only 2003 National Champion in college football. You best blee dat.

Hey, Clean, are you going to take down some racist knuckleheads?

Mr. Clean: "Blee dat."

by OnePeat June 22, 2008

Belieber status

Derived from the term "Belieber", a term for a highly obsessive fan of canadian pop musician Justin Bieber, the state in which one is highly obsessive with any musician, athlete, actor, or celebrity in general.

Guy #1: Ay brah, I just got "OVOXO" tattooed on my back! YOLO!

Guy #2: Dude...seriously...you're on Belieber status when it comes to Drake...Hop off his dick.

by Cazius Cray February 12, 2013

belieberiosss

A person who started bullyber nation on instagram , this guy is a nightmare for selenators & swifties. A famous IG account with less followers. This guy can create how many accounts he wants.

- one of the biggest belieber & inventer of IG bullyber nation

- most relevant account in btw beliebers

- no one can expose him or its over for that person
"Single”
Best bullyber period .

My dragging inspiration is belieberiosss

If you want to be a real bullyber read about belieberioss

by Belieberiosss October 12, 2020

We Believe You, Captain America

A deadpan, snarky response to an unbelievable series of events that is related to you by a friend or co-worker. Taken from the classic Lee/Kirby issue of THE AVENGERS where Captain America is found in the Arctic, having been frozen in a block of ice since the end of World War II.

After he is thawed out, Cap relates the following tale: "By some fantastic stroke of fate, I must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought I was a supernatural object. Then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must've prevented me from aging."

The rational response to all that malarky? "We believe you, Captain America."

Frantic Guy: I'm sorry I'm late! I was riding my bike here & nearly got hit by a plane making an emergency landing! I freaked out & slammed into a fire hydrant, flying over the handlebars and right into the arms a visiting Sumo Wrestler!

You: We believe you, Captain America.

by Wesley2006 January 23, 2008