slip and bleed from the anus

the fun childhood game of Slip and Slide where you put a piece of yellow plastic on the front lawn, covered it with water, run and slide accross it. However, Slip and Bleed From the Anus is the same game, but dad forgot to check for rocks beofre he set it down.

"...this game would have been much more fun if dad had remembered to check for rocks before he set it down. Slip and Bleed From the Anus they should have called this game!"

by Taners April 22, 2006

shut up and bleed

A term used by an irate or seriously demented individual about to perform or wishes to perform extensive bodily harm to another individual. Popularized by Sweettooth in the game Twisted Metal.

Calypso: Sweettooth, I have a proposition for you.
Sweettooth: Just SHUT UP AND BLEED bitch!!!!!!!!!!

by Alex Q May 13, 2005

slip n' bleed from the anus

Is what they should have called the slip n' slide, would have been fun if dad checked for rocks.

Dane: "watch this ma'" *pttth, NOOOOOO! AHHHH!!!

by Nick May 7, 2005

mitsu-she-blee

Woman who lives by her own home grown passions and beliefs, typically has a tune bouncing through her head, always has one on the car radio. Car is generally not hoity toity. A Mitsubishi or other which shows she thinks for herself and doesn't follow. She is aware of the male onlookers and that she is total MILF material, but still drives away with indifference bopping to her freshly ripped CD playing only what she wants to hear.
Mixes well with everybody but some how feels apart.

My totally mitsu-she-blee 40 something friend didn't have time to celebrate her birthday. She grooved through the day rollerblading, rearranging her furniture, shoe shopping and going for ice cream with her teenagers.

by Ho-Man October 24, 2007

suck a blee hat

disguised version of cyka blyat... if you say "suck a" together it sounds like cyka, and if you say "blee hat" together it sounds like blyat.

blee is an acronym for a chinese kid named Brian/Byron/Bryan Lee

you suck a blee hat

by SuckABleeHat April 27, 2017

Snowy nose bleed

when a chick is giving you a blowjob and her head is between your legs and you are holding her with your legs so she can't get out and you cum in her mouth and it comes out her nose

Guy 1: "I gave this chick a Snowy nose bleed the other day"
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "she couldn't breath through her nose for awhile"

by snowy nose bleed July 1, 2010

squit bleed

You make the female cum so hard she starts to squirt, shit herself, begin to have a nooe bleed, then go into a 10 second seizure.

Dude, last night i made my girl friend cum so har i made her squit bleed, i cant wait to do it tonight again.

by ADHLX August 6, 2009