if it bleeds it leads

basically means that the media loves violence. television, radio, and film will for the most part have much higher ratings if it's about a bunch of people getting murdered rather than something nice, like somebody saving a cat from a tree. ultimately, it's a statement about america's fascination with violence.

Johnny: you watch the news today? it was awesome, 500 people got their heads chopped off!

Tommy: hey, if it bleeds it leads.

by joejizzle May 7, 2008

bleeding turds

This is military slang for someone with severe abdominal injuries from an explosion or machinegun.

Man, he was so blown to shit he was bleeding turds!

by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021

beleepoh

To poke a gutt's nose in response to a gertering.

Whenever I beleepoh a bad gutt, it starts to gerter all over me, and then I'm naked, and I have AIDS.

by a babies goad April 13, 2017

blee dat

To give complete and absolute agreement to a statement or question. It may also serve as an affirmative answer to a question.

LSU was the only 2003 National Champion in college football. You best blee dat.

Hey, Clean, are you going to take down some racist knuckleheads?

Mr. Clean: "Blee dat."

by OnePeat June 22, 2008

belee dat

Gangsta slang. The ghetto version of 'believe that'

Justin Timberlake has just one testicle. belee dat!

by Steve November 1, 2003

Bleeding

A mild word often used as an adjective to emphasise dislike or negativity in relation to something else, comparable to bloody

"We're having a terrible time with them bleeding rats" - Monty Python's Flying Circus, episode 21

by Xenophilius August 3, 2007

If it bleeds, we can kill it

Much like Get to da choppa! this is a much quoted line by the character Dutch in the action film Predator.
played by-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Must be said barely audibly, due to an over sized cigar or sum such stand in prop and a thick Austrian accent.

Can be used in any number of social situations often regarding an overly optimistic and highly unlikely outcome.

Mac: Dude, that babe is way too hot for you.

(puts rolled up beer mat between teeth and assumes Austrian accent)

Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

by Soul-Demon November 1, 2008