by Grimfang April 23, 2008
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Mark: "Yeah dude, I'll blearch it when I get home."
Mark: "Yeah dude, I'll blearch it when I get home."
by Rock Haskell May 11, 2009
Get the blearch mug.The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)
Also a phrase to slow someone down.
*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.
Also a phrase to slow someone down.
*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.
by Bry10022 April 8, 2021
Get the Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip mug.Comes from a misspelling of Blackbeard the pirate. In this misspelling a character had been created out of his beard and is said to eat clits and is infested with rats. The beard itself is its own organism with fully functioning organ systems. The name if this organism is bleard.
sara: hey bri just make sure blackbeard doesn't eat your clit
bri: it's his bleard i have to worry about
bri: it's his bleard i have to worry about
by charli minaj-nikci April 3, 2020
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1. A plausible answer or reply to everything and anything.
-Can be used as a word to annoy and confuse another individual.
2. It can be used to describe something tangible like mud crusted on the bottom of your shoe, or even the feeling you get when you wake up in a stranger's bed.
3. It can also be used in the context as an expression, or as a substitution for explicit or vulgar words.
4. Other forms of the word are "blar."
1. A plausible answer or reply to everything and anything.
-Can be used as a word to annoy and confuse another individual.
2. It can be used to describe something tangible like mud crusted on the bottom of your shoe, or even the feeling you get when you wake up in a stranger's bed.
3. It can also be used in the context as an expression, or as a substitution for explicit or vulgar words.
4. Other forms of the word are "blar."
by Suehin January 30, 2009
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Blarg is a unique word, being the only word that not only means anything you want it to, or is used to show disinterest or boredom, but also is the only word that thousands upon thousands of people have claimed to have made up but has been around since man discovered they could use tools. Hobo Dave and Raymond Donn are amongst those who claim to have created the word, as well as some wierd dude called John who worked in the Games Workshop in Falkirk. I have also been known to use the word frequently in the past. I suppose, the true use of this word is to fill a gap in a sentence where appropriate. If a stoned person says "blarg", it is usually used to replace a word they cannot think of, or which they have forgotten.
by Costello October 19, 2004
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