Blame Pence

A phrase to help people deal with their life problems by creating a scapegoat out of Pence.

Person 1: "My hamster died today :("
Person 2 (a blamer): "Dude, blame pence for it!"

by The Blamed One February 18, 2020

beamrules

A set of rules to put beams in a house.

(Jon Richardson on '8 out of 10 cats does countdown') - "When you put a beam in a house you can't just put it in. You gotta obay the beamrules. That's it. Beamrules."

by Tugafsh February 14, 2022

An otherwise blameless life

Spending one's time rubbing elbows with dictators, lobbying on behalf of large corporations, backstabbing business partners, colluding with Russians, and generally being a shady sonuvagun.

First used by Judge T.S. Ellis in his explanation for his sentencing of Paul Manafort.

Paul Manafort should only go to jail for 47 months for his crimes which carry a maximum sentence in the decades because he has led an otherwise blameless life.

by TheHobbitsAreGoingtoIsengard March 9, 2019

Put it in the beams

Lee Sebring’s signature phrase that gives chills to fellow drag racers.

Lee Sebring “put it in the beams!”

by Donald Long November 10, 2019

beamer girl

If you’re a beamer boy you ask yo girl to be a beamer girl so you guys could be a cute ass beamer couple.

“I wish i was his beamer girl”

by baddestbitchoutchea May 5, 2018

Blame Simon

When everrrything or anyyything goes wrong; it;s simon's fault.
From the song Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers.

Luke: I was sick on the sofa...
Jim: Blame Simon.

by Lukee ;) September 26, 2008

da bloop d blam

When somebody pulls the okey-doke shuffle, or "pulls a fast one" ie: distracts the seller, in order to make off with the goods.

Bitch pulled the ol da bloop d blam on me, ima get her back tho watch!

by Asheir2theC February 5, 2018