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Bleacher Bum

A frequenter to baseball games who chooses to sit in the cheap seats, ones without backrests. The phrase is most recognizable with fans of the Chicago Cubs. These fans are arguably considered to be the loudest, rowdiest, and most obnoxious fans in organized baseball. It is not uncommon for a bleacher bum to yell and curse at opposing team's outfielders, perhaps even throwing them a beer shower when the opportunity presents itself. The male bleacher bums tend to not wear shirts, even if the temperatures are highly unfavorable. Female bleacher bums are naturally encouraged to take their shirts off by their male counterparts, all for the love of the game...
The Bleacher Bums were out in full-force today at Wrigley Field, several getting ejected when they realized no more beer was being served after the 7th inning.
by Lefty2ndbaseman June 13, 2007
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keep it under the bleachers

Person 1: broooo im boutta hit up a girl tonight
Person 2: keep it under the bleachers timmy
by yeyyeyeyeyeyye February 23, 2017
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BLEACHED

When a non-white women has sex with a White man.
Example 1: This girl is so bleached, if you're not a white guy she won't even give you a chance.
Example 2: That black girl from the party last night went home with two white guys, she definitely got bleached.
by AG303TT July 4, 2020
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Bottom Bleaching

<noun> Slang

1) A process which involves bleaching the area surrounding your anus to look the same shade of skin colour as the rest of your body so it looks as clean as possible.

==> Vanessa Feltz is credited with coining the term in an article she wrote about the procedure.
"That porn star is getting her bottom bleached so men won't know that she actually uses her arse for other things than getting spanked and fucked by 9 inch cocks."
by Stuart Fletcher February 14, 2005
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A half-assed, CAPS LOCKED attempt at an apology for interrupting an awards acceptance speech. An obvious try for a compliment before going back to the original point to which you are originally apologizing for.
I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE…. WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY TALENTED!!!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
by Sharp1e September 14, 2009
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Bleached bunny

A woman who has a fetish for white men.

A common fetish, as most women dating or having sexual endeavors outside of their race usually indulge themselves with white men.

White women with this fetish may be called racist or traditional, and non white women with this fetish are considered colonized or bed wenches by their communities.

These women come with an array of reasons for choosing to be white only, some do it for purely sexual reasons and simply have a love for BWC (big white cock) and other women can have more political reasons, such as the divest movement.
Girl 1: I don't know what to do, the sex isn't good and he just won't listen to me or try to work things out.
Girl 2: Well, have you tried white men?
Girl 1: Let's be serious, who wants a white boy.
Girl 2: I'm serious! Being a bleached bunny will change your life.
by Bleached addict July 15, 2023
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Bleached whale

Hey Gaz have you seen that bleached whale at the bar?

Yeah, I'm going to try and plow him. That okay with you?

Yeah, go for it, I'm more into bears.

Wicked, you should find a bear and we'll all go back to mine and have a group sesh. my house will be like a wildlife sanctuary... designed for filth.
by Liam J. Lewis November 12, 2011
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