blazebaked

What you get when you snoke too much weed that was ranked most hittable by stoner magazine.

Right now you know I'm blazebaked, you know I've been boxhotting all night, you know these are crystallized strains, and you know that my bong is six feet deep, and I got that baby on ice.

by shizupple May 2, 2014

turtle blazed

The highest level of high achievable
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.

He has to be turtle blazed, he doesn't even know whats going on. His eyes are twitching and he's seeing stuff.

by A.lbert January 19, 2009

Blazenka

An extremely beautiful girl, who is smart and has the greatest qualities around.

I could not find a proper meaning, but as far as i know she is awesome so my definition is what i have written above.

You are so Blazenka

by Hardaker March 28, 2013

with guns blazing

If you do something, especially argue, with guns blazing, you do it with a lot of force and energy:

I went into the meeting with guns blazing, determined not to let him win.

by Soheilstar December 14, 2017

Blaze and Daze

The complete opposite of wake and bake, blaze and daze consists of smoking a lot of marijuana and then "dazing" or going to sleep. Usually the last of your marijuana is used up.

"Damn dude, were almost out of weed...."

"Oh I know lets blaze and daze!"

by The U.r.k. March 24, 2010

blaze weed m9

when you smoke so much weed you just don't give a single one anymore

Pyrocynical: Go outside and run you lazy blazers

NFKRZ: blaze weed m9

Bamanboi: blaze weed m9

by HHL January 8, 2018

Blazing Bagel

The act of placing a bagel onto one's penis, lighting it on fire, having sex with a girl, then the girl eating the bagel.

Matt: Whoa! Dude I gave my girl a blazing bagel last night, it was amazing!

Travis: Dude, that's insane I am gonna try that tomorrow!

by CrazyBusRide February 10, 2010