Blamazon

A gigantic black Amazonian woman.

Damn. That volleyball team has all blamazon’s. We are so screwed.

by Mindofsarah October 17, 2018

blatz

A terrible case of diarrhea where feces is uncontrollably ejected from the rectum at a high velocity, generally caused by the consumption of Blatz beer; Can also be caused by consuming Old Style, Milwaukee's Best, or pretty much any fine brew hailing from Central Wisconsin. Synonymous with urinating out of your asshole, chocolate milk poops, and ninja turtle poops.

The best way to blatz is to sit AC Slater style and hold on to the back of the toilet so as not to fart right off the seat.

While Scott was blatzing all over the bathroom, Justin could no longer hold it in and decided to put on an old pair of sweatpants and hope for the best.

by JD SH December 30, 2007

blatantly

Obviously

Blatant-Obvious

"That car was blatantly a Mustang.."

"Dude, that was a blatant lie.."

by tka16 February 5, 2008

blatantly homosexual

Anything that is so obviously gay it has to be called out.

Dude, I can't believe you like the Backstreet Boys. That is blatantly homosexual!

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

Blatantruthitus

When the female one is attracted to and oneself get flirty, make physical contact for even moderately short periods of time, or when the prospect of a relationship becomes real, one unfortunately becomes semi erect. Because of this, one has to distance oneself from these triggers and as a result, the moments that make progression towards a desired romantic and sexual relationship become short lived or cut out. This makes one appear timid, awkward and afraid. Therefore, the relationship with the female becomes more like a friendship. As a result of this, one becomes consumed by thoughts and questions about how and where the fuck up occurred. This makes one attempt to put pieces together to create a story that makes logical sense, yet is often only fictional, meaning one becomes frustrated at the female for something they didn’t do. This, in turn, makes oneself both love and hate the female simultaneously, not knowing which way to feel about her. If this stage lasts too long, it can create confusion and a swirl of emotions which can have varying effects, including: anger, depression and a lack of confidence (also known as tiny bollocks syndrome).

The man was a 60 year old virgin who had suffered terribly from blatantruthitus

by Blatantruthitus May 12, 2020

Baltazar

Very handsome,sexy,etc. person everybody wants to be like him.Doesn't take shit from no one.

That Baltazar is so fine damn would like to be like him.

by Barney12345 January 2, 2008

Blatant

Most commonly used for 'obvious', but also just an adjective used as a sentence enhancer.

"You're looking quite blatant today!"
"Pscht, blatantly!"

by Jacki and Molly January 9, 2008