Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)

These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'

'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'

'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'

by Yournigga January 3, 2014

blatant shenanigans

A filler word for the word bulls##t used in a bfb among us short to keep it family friendly.

Eggy: “What? Why me? It can’t be because of that balloony B.S. again.” *B.S. = Blatant Shenanigans

by demdev June 9, 2023

The Pinnacle of Blatant

To be in a state of intoxication due from inhaling chemical substances such as marijuana and being completely obvious in public about what you have just done whilst still feeling the effects.

'fuck off we're wasted'
'i wanna go homebase man'
'SHIT! that was like the pinnacle of blatant!'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 2, 2005

blatany

the act of licking another person's eyeball with one's tongue; blatany derives from the Latin "blattire" meaning "to lick seeing-organ."

The word entered regular English usage through a bad Full Metal Alchemist anime dub in which the name of the character Gluttony was translated as Blatany. The modern definition is thought to have arisen from association with the character's distinguishing tongue and unholy hunger.

Blatany is the sweetest sin, baby. Hold still while I run my tip across your--OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD FEELING IN THE WORLD! Why would anyone lick anyone else's eyeball!?

Leviticus 18:36-38 - Thou shalt not blatanize with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Actually, don't do it with womankind, either; that stuff is nasty. And she probably won't be into it, either.
Let me tell you Bro, it's not gonna help your chances of impressing her. Not one bit.

by ElJavo May 13, 2010

blatantize

Making something extremely or ridiculously obvious for unknown or stupid reasons.

Why must he blatantize the fact that he is a moron?

by XA-9 October 11, 2008

blatently

A common misspelling of blatantly.

A: "It's blatently spelt like this."

B: "No it isn't!"

by J-Lay February 28, 2008

blatantly

Obviously

Blatant-Obvious

"That car was blatantly a Mustang.."

"Dude, that was a blatant lie.."

by tka16 February 5, 2008