When a male swings his body anti-clockwise at a fast pace and thus extending the penis to it's full extent, then causing it to violently Spang the face of the nearest female in the vicinity.
by Lewis_iz_a_ledge November 12, 2008
Get the Blappo mug.A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"
Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.
by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008
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by Neill Peterson October 16, 2008
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by PoopyHeadPoopypee March 27, 2022
Get the blarp mug.A creature or being that feeds off the destruction of meaningful thought process. Oftentimes a host of a Blargonaut will be plagued with forgetfulness, blank stares, and an inability to maintain meaningful conversation. The reason behind the frusterated statement: Blarg!
"And as you can see after taking the inverse of the....wait...Blarg!!"
"He must have Blargonauts..."
"He must have Blargonauts..."
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