Blagoni

a) A word that can be used to describe the feeling of being high.

b) A combination of the words "blown" and "gone".

1) Roll that shit up I'm ready to get blagoni!

2) douglas: "How are you feeling?"

billy: "Im fucking blagoni"

by TheTone August 28, 2010

Banonad

Banonad means everything and nothing at the same time

you little banonad

by Nousername12 May 28, 2019

Blannibal

Hannibal Buress's clone from The Eric Andre Show that went wrong. Eric created a clone of Hannibal after he said he was quitting.

Person 1: Wow I can't believe Hannibal really quit
Person 2: At least Blannibal is pretty funny too!

by N1mrod November 1, 2020

BluAnon

A loosely organized group of Democrat and Never-Trump Republican voters, politicians, and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smolett Hoax, Ukraine Hoax, Covington Kids Hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh Hoax. Its adherents fervently believe, or at least pretend to believe that right-wing extremists are going to storm the Capitol any day now to "remove" lawmakers from office, hence the need for thousands of National Guard officers stationed there.

- "Did you hear Urban Dictionary scrubbed Blue Anon from its website?"

- "Shhh. It's BluAnon."

by GBH56 March 7, 2021

Blacon

An area of Chester that lies on the Welsh border, Europes largest council estate and the biggest shithole in the universe. Even the smackheads think its a filthy place to go

Blacon is a shithole, forget about it, like our council have done for years - The official tourist site for Chester

by Oldmangaz October 18, 2007

blantonize

To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.

When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."

by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008

banonion

A horticultural anomaly, the banonion is a fusion of a banana and an onion. Originally devised by J. Martin Bush as a high potassium, tear jerking alternative to the tangerine, this fregetable is popular in Webster, NY and surrounding areas. Kat Tat farms is the only producer of this rare hybrid. A delicacy in Upstate, NY, the banonion is primarily used as a poison control center method of inducing vomiting, or to ward off Kats (sic). Elvis Presley is known to have an affinity for the banonion as well as Bette Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Katherine: "I hate bananas and onions smell like BO!"
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."

by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009