Blandles

The unfortunate bulges that are a result of wearing a bra that is too small.

A portmanteau of 'Boobs' and 'Lovehandles'.

OMG look at Hannah's blandles!! They look like two sheep poos escaping from her bra!

by Penny24 April 5, 2011

Blanderspotchen

When a pregnant woman gets so angry, she has a spontaneous miscarriage. The resulting fetus on the floor is 'blanderspotchen'.

My baby momma got so angry last night that she popped out some blanderspotchen. At least I don't have to take care of another baby.

by Filber Duckbody May 8, 2008

blandie

Masturbation using your mouth.

I had some time and I decided on a blandie.

by Mayhem229 October 3, 2013

blandequecoruscaphobia

Fear of butts.
It also partially means butt in latin.

non blandequecoruscaphobia: dat girl has a good ass
blandequecoruscaphobia: RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

by fuckingendme May 3, 2016

Blanderish

another dumb fucks word meaning...Fuck You Meredith

Blanderish, Ya its a word....it means fuck you meredith

by dumbfuck18 February 12, 2008

blandenize

The (sometimes quick) process whereby an interesting idea, song, or object becomes so trite and smarmy that you are ashamed you ever thought it was cool to begin with.

"I've heard that song so many times now that it's become blandenized faster than pet rocks did."

by Art Mauck August 24, 2007

blandufacturing

The blandufacturing industry consists of large international media conglomerates

It's Oscar weekend and the blandufacturing industry is cranked up to lather us.

by Poetency March 12, 2010