blanched

To be taken advantage of by your brother-in-law after having a mental breakdown

Dude, I totally blanched my sister-in-law when my wife was out of town.

by Helyqy May 22, 2016

blanched

To scald in order to loosen the skin. cooking term used here to describe a fragile emotional state.

Honestly, I'm blanched. I simply cannot handle another thing.

by yellowdragonfly November 12, 2006

the blanch

"The Blanch" is an area in Northwest Dublin: Real name Blanchardstown. Famous/Infamous for pub shootings, the Westies, skangers, "De centur" and random stabbings. The crown jewel of dublin living where you can simultaneously be living next to the National Aquatic Centre, James Connolly Memorial hospital and a street ful of burnt out cars.

My goodness, is that a man copulaating with a pigeon??

by Georgie Burgess June 7, 2005

Blanch

To jizz uncontrollably

"Dakota's dad wouldn't stop blanching all over the couch."

by DBlanchy September 28, 2012

nuit blanche

Literally a 'white night' - a night without any sleep.

J'ai passé une nuit blanche.

by Donbass Girl August 9, 2019

Farte Blanche

The liberty to pass gas freely without fear of discovery.

Scott: I think we should skip the Mexican food for lunch today, it gives me mad gas and we have to go back to work.
Tom: Come chill with me in the fermentation lab this afternoon. We're growing anaerobes today and the stench is so ripe you'd have farte blanche.

by Iguana Girl September 25, 2005

Blanche Devereaux

A woman old enough to be your grandmother. But you'd still bang her.

Yo check out the bus stop... Damn that's a
Blanche Devereaux fo sho

by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018