blagua

A blagua is an underwater blowjob. Usually blaguas happen in hot tubs.

"Dude, I was in a hot tub with my girlfriend and she went underwater to give me a blagua!"

by compound miter saw dude January 19, 2017

blaguguh

The type of sound a skysym monster makes when feeling random and idiosyncratic.

The skysym monster blaguguhed while riding the donkey.

by skyler symptomatic November 14, 2006

Blarguicidal

A mix of suicidal, and terrible.

"I'm feeling blarguicidal, cant a boy miss his bestfriend?"

by Tanner Blake October 12, 2008

Blangula

(B-Lang-U-La) (noun)

The product of a bilingual having sex with a spatula.

1- "Dude! That lab nerd had some blangula with the Spanish professor"

2-Spanish professor gossiping about her biology curriculum: "I never had such nasty, filthy, steamy blangula in a long time!"

by Nep2n January 29, 2009

blafunky

While a woman is giving a gentleman a traditional blowjob, she is also fingering his rectum while he defecates on her lap.

Yesterday i gave your mom a blafunky while i was playing the guitar.

by millhouse58 May 24, 2013

blangue

A slang word for shit or shart. This can sometimes me used as an insult, depending on the situation.

1) You smell of blangue 2)I need to go take a blangue.

by coocheman December 8, 2020

Blargus Implodus

Usually the word means Death, but it's also because you got Blarged, and then imploded,

Jesus man.. Charlie got Blargus Implodus and Imploded, he's no more man

by LocustTheWriter November 27, 2022