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youtube blackhole

where you go to youtube expecting to watch the video you went there for, but you then proceed to get lured into clicking on video after video from that damn "related video" side bar until you are fully hypnotized by youtube. and before you know it, hours have past and you sit there saying to yourself "how the hell did I go from watching puppies to chicks kicking hobos in the balls?"
Bob; yo dude why didnt you text me back last night?
Me; Sorry bro, i got sucked into a youtube blackhole and before i knew it, it was 4am.
by yungbl00d January 30, 2014
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blackolade

An expression of praise, respect, or positive acknowledgement made by a black person, typically directed at a white person.
"I got mad blackolades for wearing my green New Balance trainers to the Pete Rock show"
by Toomuchflystyles May 20, 2008
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Blackulous Prime

A nickname derived from the "Transformers" main character "Optimus Prime"; describes a friend who transforms and commits an act in which a ghetto-living African-American would typically commit, who is surviving in the struggle of life, made through poor logic and bad decision making.
CJ: (transforms into Blackulous Prime, drinks from your milk jug in the fridge, puts it back inside, then transforms back to your friend.)

Salvatore: "Yo Blackulous Prime, you seriously just drank straight outta my milk jug like that?"

CJ: "I didn't wanna dirty any of your disposable cups."
by Salvatore007 October 23, 2011
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Blackout Effect

The blackout effect occurs when a person gets verbally destroyed and the brain has no retort. Due to this, the brain goes into "blackout" mode where the brain shuts down temporarily and the person becomes unresponsive for several seconds.

Noticeable symptoms of "blackout" consists of: nausea, quivering of lips, confusion, awkward eye shifting, and mind blown.
Dick Masterson: Women line up to date guys like me.

Fat lady: I don't see any women lined at all! I don't see any women lined up to you and I would definitely by at the end of that line.

Dick Masterson: Well, if you hit the treadmill a little more you'd be at the front.
...
...*Blackout Effect*
...
Dick Masterson: What was that?

Fat lady: ..I didn't hear you because I'm sure it was something stupid and I'm glad I didn't hear you.
by Amp10 May 29, 2011
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Social Blackout

Deactivating social networking profiles for e.g Facebook which connects you with your friends for temporary period just to stay isolated is known as Social Blackout. Extreme Social Blackouts results in switching off the cellphone or worst case scenario going to a place without telling anyone for temporary period of time.
Michelle: Where were you yesterday? I dropped a lot of text messages, even your facebook profile was deactivated. Is everything alright?
Jim: Don't worry. I'm alright now. A thought was troubling my head from so long so i gone for a Social Blackout.
Michelle: Baby, you can ask me to come over. You know i got so much worried about you.
by Reet Awwsum August 12, 2013
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global blackout

When a large women sits on your face naked
She was at least 30 stone, when she sat on my face it was like there was a global blackout, I will never recover from the smell of her anus, my nose was right up her ass
by mitch00uk April 6, 2015
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Blackout Barbie

A level of inebriation where one consumes so much alcohol that he/she blacks out. The term is often associated with having the best night of your life. Often considered one step above white girl wasted, being blackout barbie is the ultimate level of drunkenness. After being blackout barbie you will wake up knowing you had an amazing night, although you will not remember any of it.
Barbie: Yo Ken, you we're so drunk last night!
Ken: I don't remember anything I must have been blackout barbie.
Barbie: Did you have fun at least?
Ken: I woke up in a stranger's bed... so YES!
by Kendrick West February 9, 2014
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