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Blackcore

A sub-genre that hasn't been invented yet but soon will be. It will sound like black metal, yet minus the originality, and add in pig squeals, random breakdowns every ten seconds, and an annoying emo clean vocal metalcore voice. Its lyrics will not contain stuff about Satanism, occult, Paganism, etc. Instead it will sing about relationships and broken hearts. The bands will dress in the spikes and leather but only wear heavy loads of make up, not corpse paint. They will have emo haircuts and hold battle axes and swords in there pictures, trying to show how "tr00 kvlt" they are. They will not give a damn about the music but only care about being popular and wetting the panties of girls in the age ranges from 12-19. It will also be all over places that hate music such as MTV.
*Emo Scene Kid taps on a black metal fan's shoulder*

Black Metal Fan: "Yes?"

Emo Scene Kid: "Have you heard of Blackcore?"

Black Metal Fan: "No I can't say I have..."

Emo Scene Kid: "Oh D00D! Its so BR00T4L! Its like Bring me the Horizon and Immortal mixed! Here give it a try!"

*Black Metal Fan slugs the kid in the stomach, pushes him down and kicks him*

Black Metal Fan: "Fucking poser..."
by Hellfury666 February 21, 2010
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blackcapping

The act of congratulating another person by patting them on the butt. Typically blackcapping is only appropriate in competitive sports games but even then intentions can remain dubious.

Originating from the TV sport comedy series Pulp Sport and named after the New Zealand cricket team, the Blackcaps.
"He went around blackcapping all the guys after we won.... he wasn't even part of the team!"
by epinema January 4, 2012
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dancing on the blacktop

Morgan about to dancing on the blacktop if she keeps her wook attitude up.
by Yoyoyofreshboi July 23, 2017
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blackophobia

Billy was so scared of black people the doctors diagnosed him with blackophobia
by CASonOvA tha GREAT May 13, 2005
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Blackcore

A metalcore sub-genre that will exist when scene kids decide to stop destroying death metal. They will wear make up, write about relationships, and do retarded breakdowns. It will sound like mayhem and the devil wears prada mixed. It will feature pig squeals and emo vocals. It will become popular among the "cool kids"
Metalcore kid: "D00d this blackcore is the the greatest thing ever invented!"

Actual Metalhead: "Fuckin douche"
*beats kid til he cant breathe*
by heavierthanslayer&blacksabbath September 20, 2010
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Blacktop Breakfast

The act of performing radical and unique automobile maneuvers in a parking lot covered in snow. Referred to as blacktop breakfast because parking lots are most often covered in blacktop, and one is able to make breakfast shapes such as the donut, bagel, bacon, or cinnamon twist.
Paul decided he wanted to do a little blacktop breakfasting on the way home, so he busted out a few bagels, a donut or two and then the bacon. We were all over that damn lot.
by Stevie Y December 26, 2004
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blackophile

someone who is incredibly white or asian who tries oh so hard to be black
my vietnamese roommate at georgia tech came into the apartment dancing to flavaflav, officially labeling himself as a blackophile
by sodomizer5000 February 5, 2010
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