Bathing Suit Shorts

When you run out of shorts and you have start wearing bathing suits as shorts.

Once summer time starts the Bathing Suit Shorts season starts also.

by Gimaf December 18, 2012

Rhythmic Bitching

A synonym for rapping.

Charles: Rapping turned into rhythmic bitching so easily, i hardly even noticed.

Stuart: Indeed.

by white chocolate cake August 3, 2010

Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011

Biting lips

I do this most of the time (unless I'm wearing my lip gloss)
1. I'm nervous about something
2. I'm thinking about something

3. When my lips go dry

4. If I'm feeling cold
5. It doesn't mean I want to kiss you

Biting lips isn't always lewd

by Devilish ✨ July 14, 2022

Post Mortem Distress Birthing

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol

Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

by RealXp March 26, 2022

ankle biting bunnies

The feeling you get after smoking some particularly paranoia-inducing drug. Can also be used to describe footage produced by hallucinogens.

Shit, cracka, I got a bad case of the ankle biting bunnies.

by Jereboam November 16, 2010

day bathing

The act of taking a bath during daylight hours.

I called around 4 PM to see if she wanted to hang out after work and she was day bathing! What a diva!

The only reason I was day bathing was because my muscles were sore from yesterday's workout.

by TeaInTheMoment June 2, 2018