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bitchmonkey

Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.
"That bitchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the Chuck-E-Cheese in front of everyone."
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bitchmade

Made in the likeness of a bitch; to act like a bitch ; cowardly.
You bitchmade ass nigga why you aint hit that foo???!!
by A. Reyes August 16, 2004
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Bitchlord

The term comes from the word "Landlord", and it refers to a person, who is the lord/boss/owner of one or several bitches. - A bitch here is not the formal term of the female dog, but a bitch person.
Other, less significant synonyms: Bitch owner, Bitch boss, and the Spanish version - Amo Puta - is also widely spread.
-Hey dude, are you coming out tonight?
-No, I have to go pleasure my Bitchlord.
-You're such a bitch!

Do you remember Anita from the party last week? I made her my bitch. Now I'm officially a Bitchlord.
by lovemybitchlords September 13, 2016
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bitchmood

When someone, typically a woman, is in a mood where everything either bug her, irritate her, get on her nerves, or all of the above. They will then, eventually over time, lash out to those who listen and the wraith of their bitchiness will turn to you. You are then, inadvertently, the target of their bitchiness.
I didn't do anything, I'm just listening and agreeing with you. Why are you attacking me? You must be in a bitchmood.
by Ididntdoit June 17, 2007
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Bitchmont

A school of girls who are stuck up, and lack sportsmanship
That girl looks like she is from Bitchmont
by croontrigger June 14, 2018
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Bitchmouth

Organ of the human body commonly used in the exchange of ignorant, irreverent, or dimwitted information.
Shut your bitchmouth, asshead!
by thekaji October 8, 2008
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Bitchionary

A scrabble player that cheats by using a dictionary or word guide to search for words to fit the tiles while an on-line game is in progress.
Linda: Once again Betsy beat me playing Words With Friends on the iPhone. I think she cheated.
Mary: Why do you think that?
Linda: She got the word OXAZEPAM.
Mary: I didn't even know that was a word.
Linda: Yeah, will now I know she's a total bitchionary.
by LayeredSin January 30, 2010
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