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bitchfucker

A person who has or is having sexual intercourse with a bitch. A bitch being a female dog, or incredibly grumpy woman.
Mum: Would you like to go to the beach today?
Bitchfucker: Will there be bitches there?
Mum: But of course.
Bitchfucker: Let's get moving.
by Spencer December 19, 2004
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bitchfuck

To bitchfuck a woman is to fuck her hard, and with no romance, warmth, or tenderness. Fucked in a way that conveys disrespect.
No it wasn't make-up sex. More like a bitchfuck.
by Jim Inman September 3, 2006
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bitchecker

A guy who thinks he's a hacker just because he claims to have a program which can delete other people's hard drive if you know their IP, but doesn't know basic computer knowledge (how to say DSL; what's his own IP; difference between a kick and a ping timeout...) and ends up just making a fool of himself.
Based on someone who went to the channel #stopHipHop, threatened to use his program on someone else, but ended up using the program on himself and deleting his hard-drive. Currently missing. The log of the event can be easily found on the Internet.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
(...)
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
(...)
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
(...)
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
by Captain Sham May 17, 2005
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Bitchfuck

An act which serves to put someone in an extremely undesirable position or the state of being placed in said undesirable position.
It was raining and I got a flat tire. My cell phone was dead and when I popped the trunk I discovered that the spare was flat too. I was totally "bitchfucked".
by FatandFast December 11, 2011
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Bad Bitchika

The baddest country in the world. Home to the baddest bitches in the world. In bad bitchika we all sexually identify as basic bitches. Thank you next.
I'm from bad bitchika you cant kill me
by Badbitchmegan April 12, 2019
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bitchician

A magician who uses magic to annoy the fuck out of people!
"You that dude is such a Bitchician"
by TheMagicianEx March 7, 2017
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Alfred Bitchcock

1:a tern of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF's

2:lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing
elit, sed diam nonummy nibh
Girl 1:Whaddup Alfred Bitchcock!

Girl 2:What you talkin bout' willis?
by PLATINUM RyDER February 25, 2011
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