An idiotic subculture most prevalent in boomers. Being a birder consists of watching birds and then telling people how amazing your hobby is. People people who identify as birders are generally tepid and uncreative simpletons. Not to be confused with a Naturalist.
The Virgin Birder sits on a park bench at 2PM watching pigeons, while the Chad Naturalist goes on a month long expedition in Antarctica to count penguins.
by Trytobe rational March 25, 2022
Having a hard on for birds; their version of Pornhub is watching birds mate. Gets sexually arroused by birds mating and feeding their young. Very weird people.
The birder/birders saw a falcon on top of a building at the University of Kansas and immediately got a hard on and freaked out.
by Pussyanalsex69 October 07, 2018
The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.
I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.
by Vulch5 September 15, 2015
by ScatMan88 October 27, 2008
Noun. Abbreviated B.I.C. Like a partner in crime, but exclusively for people who bird watch, or as they call it, go birding.
Hey are you going birding with me today?
Obviously, I'm always down to bird with you.
That's why you're my birder in crime.
Obviously, I'm always down to bird with you.
That's why you're my birder in crime.
by The OG birder in crime March 18, 2019