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Bing

A search engine crap made by Microsoft that turned to their disgrace.
"This fucking car need to be fixed, we have to push the car to the nearest repair shop but I don't fucking now where it is."

"Chill out, let me Bing it."

"Alright."

"It says in Shanghai, Southern of Brazil border, approximately 500 metres from Eiffel tower in Baghdad.

"Okay, push, go, go, go!"

They finally reach meat factory in Bucharest, Romania.
by ThisIsTheReality March 18, 2014
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BING SUCKS DICKS IT MIGHT AS WELL JUST BE A VIRUS. NOONE USES BING BING YOU ARE A LONER.
Billy: Hey have you heard that microsoft just released a new search engine!
Bobby: First of all they released it a while ago, second of all its nowhere as popular as google. Noone likes Bing. Seriously, have you ever heard someone say "Im gonna bing this."
Billy: Yea, your right.
by ZombieKiller468 September 5, 2016
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The lamest attempt at copying Google EVER. At least Yahoo has Yahoo!Answers to redeem itself. Bing has no cool shit whatsoever. Bing also slams Google in all its adds, which is pathetic as fuck.
Google (to Bing): You know what everybody says about you? They say that you're a Microsoft created search engine freak that's a less efficient version of me! Yeah! So don't try to act all innocent, you can take those pathetic commercials and shove it right up your hairy--
by Siouxsie & Alice September 15, 2013
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As many people do not know, bing is actually an acronym for

Because
It's
Not
Google

Can also be used as
Bitch
It's
Not

Google
guy 1: Why shouldn't we use bing??
guy 2: Because it's not google.
by thatoneguy87 October 12, 2010
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A person who is unable to present themselves in the manner in which they wish to be viewed due to a lack of competence, skill, and mental capacity, often with humiliating results. The individual is often viewed as an excellent example of the Dunning-Kruger Affect.
The prosecutor wore a slick suit with a lapel but he turned out to be a binger, his cross examination was awful and he violated the Defendant’s constitutional rights several times before the judge declared a mistrial.
by terrordomecashmoney November 10, 2021
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A binger is a soy-filled authority figure who abuses his position to demonize others, especially people who can defend themselves who are a reminder of the fact the binger cannot. A binger riles up others against those he considered threatening to his position of power. Known for tight-fit skinny jeans, Star Wars lapel pins, and virginity.
Person 1: Make sure your mask is covering your entire nose or you'll be charged with murder

Person 2: Leave us alone, binger.
by blackriflecucked November 9, 2021
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To shoot oneself in the foot.
To inadvertently make a situation worse for oneself.
To do something without intending to which spoils a situation for oneself.
See Wisconsin Assistant District Attorney Thomas Binger's handling of prosecution witnesses in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial.
"I really like this girl, so I hope I don't binger on our date tonight."
"They were winning by a field goal, but they bingered on the last drive and lost the game."
by WTanner November 11, 2021
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