gang bantered

Being surrounded by people who think they have grade A banter. But it's the worst you've ever heard.

Lad, I've just been gang bantered by them melts.

by JohnDenverwitz June 12, 2019

bonkered

when someone has passed out and you slap them mercilessly with your junk

dude that kid Dom fell asleep last night eating olives and we bonkered the shit out of him so bad he had mushroom tats all over his face.

by charlie brooks January 2, 2008

Bingered

When a witness under cross examination owns an inept prosecutor

Nathan bingered Big Boy

by mikkedj November 12, 2021

blinkered

Horses wear blinkers. It stops them getting startled by movement in the peripheral vision. So to be described as blinkered means you are not open to other ideas, Single minded. Blinkered!

People who buy ipods are so blinkered.

by Jonny Cottingham March 1, 2005

Bindered

The past tense of "to binder." Same as elbowed, except done with a binder in a crowded school hallway.

Fuck, that emo-kid bindered me in the spleen!
Get out of my way before I binder you in the head.

by Emily Duffin May 14, 2008

Boinkered

Past tense verb of bang. Often replaced by banged. Few people know that banged is incorrect and that boinkered is the correct past tense version of bang.

I boinkered on the door, waiting for sally to open it.
I boinkered sally last night.

by Julian Ochoa August 6, 2007

blinkered

People who worry about what horses wear instead of seeing that the real issue is IPod users are blinkered, because they believe there's nothing better.

Jose and Katie always speak before they think, they're such blinkered cocks, or should that be blindered?

by Omiwan April 5, 2005