Binder Knot

An alternative way describe being in a constipated state. A Binder Knot is a clogged colon resulting in severe constipation also known as sewer capped. Having a Binder Knot is usually a result of the lack of fiber combined with ingesting copious amounts of cheese, ice cream and other dairy products medically known to be "binding" and constipating.

Howard hosted a playoff party for all of his Green Bay Packer friends. As part of the game day spread, Howard prepared a smorgasbord including pounds and pounds of various Wisconsin cheeses. After Green Bay blew their chances to go to the Super Bowl, Howard went on an unprecedented cheese eating bender and consumed almost five pounds of ripe Stilton. The next morning he found himself seated on the shitter, grabbing the sides of the toilet and straining to release the biggest Binder Knot he had ever encountered.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015

Bincest

The act of putting two bins from the same house on top of each other. Essentially incest but with bins.

Those bins are stacked on top of each other.
Yeah they're having bincest.

by OctagonDinosaur September 19, 2016

Binger

An insufferable prick. Also known a douche' or dick bag.

That prosecutor is such a binger.

by mikkedj November 12, 2021

stinky binger

when you use a bong for weeks without changing the water, poop in it, and throw it at someone

Dude, I hate them. I'm gonna totally stinky binger their car.

by ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhllllllll May 17, 2022

loony binner

Someone who belongs in a loony bin but with the added subtle implication that even when a person appears fully functional and sane in the world that the truth can be entirely otherwise.

As I sat at my computer workstation on the other side of the wall from where the shrieking mentally ill prison inmate was coming entirely unglued, performing all of my workplace tasks without difficulty, a novel question popped suddenly into my head: just who exactly is the loony binner?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Binger

Someone who believes they see evil or malfeasance in everyday actions

Also

A total failure

Well he is being a real binger today- he didn’t do anything except call HR on the office plants again.

by DeMoline November 9, 2021

binder

often worn by transgender men, it constricts the breasts into a more flat chested appearance.

although he was physically born a female, he is mentally a male, and uses a binder to flatten his chest.

by KadeManic January 19, 2009