Bigger Dick Foreign Policy

A Foreign Policy on the decision making process of which country to go to war with. The basis of this policy is founded on what is called "dick fear" where men feel inadequate about the size of there dicks so they have to kill each other in order to boost there self-esteem. Can also be applied in Bars, Locker Rooms, and Athletics.

Usually founded on the following statement.

"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!"
-George Carlin

Bigger Dick Foreign Policy at work. All quoted from George Carlin

So as far as I'm concerned, that whole thing in the Persian Gulf was nothing more than one big dic-waving cockfight.

In this particular case, Saddam Hussein questioned the size of George Bush's dick. And George Bush had been called a wimp for so long, he apparently felt the need to act out his manhood fantasies by sending America's white children to kill other people's brown children.

-George Carlin

by ViVi)zF( January 7, 2010

bigorious

something that is used to describe something as asinine, over-rated, or just flat out stupid.

wiping your rump before you take a dump is bloody bigorious

The fat lump who stole my lunch money is a bigorious bastard

by tpot007 March 24, 2010

eyes bigger than belly

When someone takes too much food, which is more than they're able to eat, so they cannot finish it all off.

Typically as a result of people attending a help-yourself style buffet or pub carvery.

I can' finish this ice cream cake, guess I have a case of eyes bigger than belly.

by Online Fan February 2, 2017

bigger person

the person who is more mature than the opposite person, the person who makes more mature decisions.

Tyler made fun of Dannie, later on, Dannie overheard someone making fun of Tyler. Dannie stuck up for Tyler, althought they were not friends. Dannie became the bigger person.

by Kristie April 5, 2004

Bigger Than Christmas

Generally something of an epic proportion larger than life status.

Kayla : Hey Jake wanna a blowjob!
Kiersten : Well since Kiersten's not around I guess!
Kayla : O wow your cock's Bigger Than Christmas!
Jake : Yeah I guess I'm blessed!
Kayla : MMMM! MMMM! MMMMM!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my man's dick before I rip you an asshole Bigger Than Christmas!
Steve : Wow Jake your penis is Bigger Than Christmas! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE PULL UP YOUR PANTS!

by SlopNChop August 21, 2017

bigger than Stuttgart

Really big, or to a large degree.

Mainly used by American military personnel stationed in Germany. Stuttgart is a big city in Germany.

Man, that is really messed up. Yeah, bigger than Stuttgart.

by sgtblondie January 10, 2022

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

One of the greatest animated films ever. The 1999 film adaptation of the series South Park. It's an R rated musical masterpiece.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut?
Guy 2: No, South Park is bad show!
Guy 1: This movie is absolutely amazing, go see it!

by The Dog known as Rango March 27, 2021