Bieber Fever is a deadly disease that is caused by the overjoy and love of Justin Bieber. The outbreak of Bieber Fever hit harder and spread faster than Swine Flu.
What usually happens, is that they get so charmed by his lesbian hair and hip music, they forget he actually controls them with his dark powers. He gets them drooling like Golden Retrievers, and then they pee their pants.
Bieber Fever can happen to anyone from ages 3 to 97, but typically happens to single moms, substitute teachers, and prepubescent girls.
Once they're infected, they are insane. The only way to cure Bieber Fever is chopping off the victim's head with a meat cleaver.
What usually happens, is that they get so charmed by his lesbian hair and hip music, they forget he actually controls them with his dark powers. He gets them drooling like Golden Retrievers, and then they pee their pants.
Bieber Fever can happen to anyone from ages 3 to 97, but typically happens to single moms, substitute teachers, and prepubescent girls.
Once they're infected, they are insane. The only way to cure Bieber Fever is chopping off the victim's head with a meat cleaver.
by deathbyblowdryerxx July 3, 2010
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Dumbshit Bieber Fan: lolz i haz beiber fevah!
3 days later....
R.I.P. Dumbshit Bieber Fan
Cause of death: Bieber Fever.
3 days later....
R.I.P. Dumbshit Bieber Fan
Cause of death: Bieber Fever.
by Yourmother33 April 19, 2011
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Bieber Fever is a disease caught mostly by TWEENAGE girls, caused by overdosage of Justin Bieber music, merchandise and videos. You know you "have Bieber Fever" when you have more then one Bieber poster, you have at least one album, know the words to "Baby" off by heart or went to see his movie "Never Say Never" in the theater.
by I.HAVE.BIEBER.FEVER April 26, 2011
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a. Synonym for deafness and/or mental handicap.
b. A disease which causes retardation in girls and borderline homosexuality in boys. No known cure as of yet.
a. Synonym for deafness and/or mental handicap.
b. A disease which causes retardation in girls and borderline homosexuality in boys. No known cure as of yet.
a)
Guy: Hey what's wrong with that girl, why's she listening to Justin Beaver?
Guy 2: I think she's got Bieber fever
Guy: HAHA, what a retard, probably never heard REAL music in her life.
b)
Mom: Is he okay? What's happening?
Doctor: Maam, I'm afraid we've had to put down your son... I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do, he had a real bad case of Bieber fever. We had to kill him, it was for his own good.
Mom: Oh... Well, I guess it's for the best.
Doctor: Damn right it's for the best, only fags and retard like that little chipmunk.
Guy: Hey what's wrong with that girl, why's she listening to Justin Beaver?
Guy 2: I think she's got Bieber fever
Guy: HAHA, what a retard, probably never heard REAL music in her life.
b)
Mom: Is he okay? What's happening?
Doctor: Maam, I'm afraid we've had to put down your son... I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do, he had a real bad case of Bieber fever. We had to kill him, it was for his own good.
Mom: Oh... Well, I guess it's for the best.
Doctor: Damn right it's for the best, only fags and retard like that little chipmunk.
by tata12 November 19, 2010
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Millions of women aged 3-60 have been affected by it. Although most men are immune, a couple have shown small signs of this deadly illness.
Symptoms include:
Loss of friends
Tone-deafness
Constant searching for gossip about Justin Bieber
And the developing of Edward Cullen Disease.
The only cure is more cowbell.
Millions of women aged 3-60 have been affected by it. Although most men are immune, a couple have shown small signs of this deadly illness.
Symptoms include:
Loss of friends
Tone-deafness
Constant searching for gossip about Justin Bieber
And the developing of Edward Cullen Disease.
The only cure is more cowbell.
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