Balker

The ugly boys that SOME weirdos have a crush on. Ben + Walker. #oopoo

OMG Balker is so ugly. WHy did she ever like him

by OofMotoMotoOopoo March 15, 2022

Balked

Balked- trying to hook up with someone and all you get is a long night of strictly cuddling.

Example Larry was trying to hook up with that girl the other weekend but he was balked because he has no game.

by papacreegs February 8, 2013

bialek

adj. Totaly chill; describes a very sexy confidence.

Man, that was so bialek of you!

by anner b. June 29, 2007

Face Balker

A Facebook Stalker. Someone who makes a comment on every post you add and/or "likes" what you wrote even though you never respond to them. You would love to de-friend them but are afraid you would appear to be a prick if you do.

Crap, Ryan. That Michael guy is a total Face Balker. He comments on your every post. He's so annoying that I'm thinking of hiding you. Do us all a favor and de-friend that bastard!

by Bored in Scummyvale November 22, 2009

balken

"Up" in the context of what's up, but adds more flavor and rolls off the tongue much better. Often confused with a noise a chicken makes.

Correct usage:
"Hey Paul, what's balken"
Incorrect:
"Wow that chicken was really balken"

by William Ma February 6, 2008

Bialeckish

To be gay, and to wack off into coke bottles then drink it...
One that supposingly has a gf, which is really classified as an ugly dog.

OMG THERE IS ALECSY BIALECKI HES THE GAYEST FAG AT SCOTCH COLLEGE, OMG HES ACTING QUITE BIALEcKISH

by Alecsy Bialecki's Dad October 1, 2003

bialko

The guy who talks the most shit, but can't take anything. A massive pussy. Would kick the shit out of on site if you find one.

Jenny: Bialko talks so much shit, but when I called him fat he cried like a fucking baby

by Kennett Football Team April 28, 2017