BFP

male: big fat prick

female: big fat prostitute
BFP can be applied to your father or your mother.


"your moms is a BFP!"
"your pops is a BFP!"
by M@d@mFuckaLot August 19, 2008
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BFP relationship

BFP is usually short for "Big Fucking Psomething". But in referring to relationships, it's a play on words for BFF, "Best Friends Forever". BFP is "Best Friends for Pleasure". Similar to FWB "Friends with Benefits" but better friends and better benefits. FWB is usually a temporary situation, where BFP is more permanent. Like someone in an open relationship might have a BFP. They are your go-to people you trust for regularly having group sex.
That 3-way was the most amazing thing ever, so we're upgrading you from our Gym Buddy to a BFP relationship.
by SuperGoodBoy March 04, 2016
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BFP

"Damn... you see that chick with the bulge in her jeans over there? She's got one of those BFP's"
by Frank Swank January 02, 2025
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BFP

Baby-free pussy
Man, I am tired of messy around with women my age. I need some of that BFP. What is that? Some baby-free pussy.
by Vampyre318 March 04, 2021
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BFP

Big Fat Pussy. You've heard of a big fat cock...but have you heard of a big fat pussy.
"I subbed to this girl's OnlyFans and she has a BFP"
by peachjars69 November 14, 2023
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BFP

Bigger Fucking Problems, used as an explanation or excuse as to why something hasn't gotten done. Often used in context as if it were a pseudo-medical condition.
"No, I haven't mowed the lawn -- I've had a pretty severe case of BFP this month."
by Anglephile June 08, 2024
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BFP

Big Fat Positive. Used in blogs where people are trying to conceive (TTC). It means you have a Big Fat Positive pregnancy test. Opposite of this would be BFN, which means Big Fat Negative. You have a negative pregnancy test.
I've been pretty convinced that I wouldn't see a bfp without the help of fertility specialist, but we conceived on our own.
by your favorite 5 April 13, 2016
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