BetterThanJosh

When someone is way cooler and awesome than someone else, or their name is Brodie

Eg. Brodie is 100% way BetterThanJosh in every way.

by BetterThanJosh October 10, 2023

beermann

The greatest last name on the face of the earth and even the universe. If you have this name you instantly become a god once you go to college. Known to be able to drink copious amounts of alcohol in a single sitting. Also having this name will also help you out with the ladies ;)

Dude, did you see Beermann at that party last night? He was so fucking awsome! I wish I was just like him.

by The coolest fucking guy alive December 23, 2010

Pulled a Letterman

Banging as many co-workers as one possibly can and not paying 2 million bucks to cover it up. Comes from the October, 2009 David Letterman's scandal.

Jack: hey what do you think of the new interns?
Jim: I wouldn't be surprised if the boss Pulled a Letterman on them.

When I managed that Walmart a few years back, I totally Pulled a Letterman.

by DoriMoose October 9, 2009

betteracquaint

To connect physically or emotionally to another person after a short or long break, often in a sensual or sexual way.

My hands wanted to betteracquaint themselves with your body.

by JuanBren February 11, 2022

Gary Bettman

The man who Sidney Crosby is sucking off more than any other man. Probably even at this moment.

This Bettman is also the dictator of the NHL.

Sidney Crosby is the dick taker of the NHL.

Bettman is in love with his bitch Crosby. He doesn't seem to think there are any other players in the league to promote other than his cum dumpster Crosby.

Hey dude, check out Crosby during the pre game warmups. He's got jizz still on his face. Gary Bettman must've dropped by the Penguins locker room and dropped a load.

Jeez, i wonder how the refs are gonna call the game tonight? Oh, i'm sure in the Penguins favor as usual.

by I. C. Nippz January 25, 2011

butterman

The ladykiller, Don Juan, Cassanova bastard who always fucks the hottest bitches. The butterman has all the cash, the hot car, basically he's the guy who's got all the shit you wish you had.

"Dude, I was wheeling that hot skank until the butterman showed up, took her into the ladies room and screwed her ass right there in the stall."
"Man, you just can't stop the butterman."

by hammerthumbs February 11, 2005

bettermope.io

A remake of mope.io, a hit .io game. It is originally made from Mailtey and now Ahmetcan owns it.

Person A: You play bettermope.io?
Person B: I do! :D

by Memepig August 7, 2023