A spontaneous combustion of uncertainly. Usually sparked by drinking, smoking, and a taller-than-average-height-man with an uncanny ability to persuade everyone present to participate in an assorted variety of creative nudity before the clock strikes twelve.. On most occasions, followed by a semi-philosophical explanation of the quantum theory behind all the events of the night.
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