BERTUZZI

To attempt to remedy a situation only making it worse because of your own stupidity.

Man, trying to put out a fire with gasoline sure was a Bertuzzi on my part!

by Phil Tort March 11, 2004

Bertuzzi

1. To impetuously sneak up behind someone and deliver a malicious, often life-threatening blow.

2. To McSorely someone without the use of a stick.

In response to his attack on Canucks captain Marcus Naslund, Steve Moore was viciously Bertuzzied in General Motors Place.

by WordUp March 11, 2004

bertuzzi

To cause one to lose the use of legs.

I could walk fine until Bertuzzi bertuzzied me from behind.

by Phil March 9, 2004

bertuzzi

To prolong ones golfing season and hope no one gets injured.

I was about to swing and it wasn't my fault you stepped in the way of the club and cracked your head open.

by Susan June 15, 2004

Bertuzzi

Verb - To punch someone in the face from behind and drive their face into the ground/ice while they are unconcious.

Danny bertuzzi-ed Bruce and now Bruce is in the hospital.

by FilthyRich1977 May 22, 2010

behrouzi

The last name of the coolest person alive. A behrouzi is an insanely smart, super awesome and super nice person.

You are awesome, you're like a behrouzi

by Panda21 September 20, 2018

bertuzzi

sexiest hockey player in the game today

damn that guy is almost as hott as bertuzzi

by canucks.com April 29, 2005