brodocking

Similar to the word cock-blocking but relates to when someone interrupts a convo' with one's "bro" or when one meets a new "bro" or "bromigo".

Variations:
brojocking
brodocked
etc..

Philip: Yea, so I was talking to my bro, Kiyan, but Tom came out of nowhere and started talking about FIBA World Championships.
Manny: He's such a brodocker.
Tom: HEY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!
Philip and Manny: UGHHHHHHH!!! STOP BRODOCKING!!!

by DudeGuyPersonManHuman July 5, 2010

Brocking Out

Brocking out is a term that describes one as being in total dissociated mong state. Usually whilst holding an object that requires fine motorskills to hold. Such as a bong or ones dignity

Guy 1: hey guy, why did you leave the party?
Guy 2: because old mate was brocking out whilst holding the bong and I had to keep yelling at him to smoke it or pass it whilst he was having a mini stroke.
Guy 1: that cunt should be locked up

by Churpy February 15, 2022

Berdycking

Make up stuff like being a celebrity or an important figure like a journalist, activist, filmmaker, musician or Wagyu steak dealer.

Being completely delusional and removed from reality

This motherfucker is berdycking his way through life.

by DelusionalMatt September 16, 2021

Beardcocking

A man with nothing but a beard and a cock and all the confidence in the world.

She loves it when I Jump out of the shower beardcocking it all the way to the bed room like I'm on a good Sunday stroll.

by Redbeard270 January 17, 2021

Jalon Brockington

A fucking cunt that hasn't finished the first episode of his show but is working on the second season already.

Aidan: Hey when is episode 1 coming out?
Jalon Brockington: Idk. But what do u think about these ideas for season 2?
Aidan: *physical confusion*

by UrBestFriendVoid69 November 15, 2019