When someone you’ve been talking to/ linking, for quite a while over the phone and they won’t meet you.
by Danithemani1 May 30, 2019
Get the Bernardoed mug.A mid-sized town located near San Diego consisting of mostly middle classed citizens and a few rich folk living in the Trails. The Youth of the city are usually students from the local high school Rancho Bernardo High or the middle school Bernardo Heights. The city is home to many elderly folk; however, there are many hoodlums that roam the town and act like they are gangsters. The students will usually throw large parties consisting of vast amounts of alcohol consumption, large amounts of drug abuse, and statutory rape. The town also experienced a very big catastrophic event in 2007. A large fire burned down hundreds of houses, mostly in Westwood. The females in RB are very unique. Varying from emo, preppy, wanna-be gangster, and nerds, the females are usually all talk. Fear of what others think about them, the girls of RB usually act and talk as if they were all for sexually interacting with the males, but when the time comes they are just all make out sluts. Rancho Bernardo used to be known for its football and baseball teams but both sports are heading into a downward spiral. The attractive females of the school are usually prude and transfers that reside in Sabre Springs. The male students usually act really tough but will never fight. So if you're looking to get cross faded, make out with a 15 year old girl whose father secretly abuses her, and get into a drunk driving accident, come on down to Rancho Bernardo.
"Fuck bro theres nothing going down tonight"
"I know Rancho Bernardo is fucking gay"
"Lets call up some whores"
"Fuck that i don't feel like getting blue balls"
"Shit"
"I know Rancho Bernardo is fucking gay"
"Lets call up some whores"
"Fuck that i don't feel like getting blue balls"
"Shit"
by HotPocketFresh July 7, 2008
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guy who is too clever and can occasionaly fly. he is asian and pretends not to know you even though he actually does. he likes books .. a lot
me: hey bernardo! wasss up?
bernardo: do i know u?
me: yeh actaully
bernardo: lol i was joking! *flys off*
bernardo: do i know u?
me: yeh actaully
bernardo: lol i was joking! *flys off*
by lexan July 22, 2010
Get the Bernardo mug.by dirty junglist September 15, 2008
Get the Dirty Bernardo mug.An outstandingly handsome, intelligent, funny and complex man.
Despite him having a tall and muscular physique and a stern look in his eyes when his thoughts wander through the dark abysses but also enlightened convolution of his mind, he is the sweetest and most caring person one could ever have the honour to meet.
His physical strength coincides with his stalwart and dedicated character and stands in harmonious contrast to all his kind and generous qualities.
His love for history, movies and sports just add to his diverse personality and make him to the most interesting friend and lover one could ever have.
If one ever meets a Bernardo in the wild it is important to know how lucky and furtunate they are, partly because this will be one of the rarest incidences to ever occur since he mostly devotes his time to family, the gym or the singing of various songs and genres to someone who is dear to him.
However, if such an encounter does happen, it is also crucial to not get lost in the depths of his amber coloured eyes, golden skin and breath-takingly dashing smile, since Bernardos tend to have very jealous partners.
Despite him having a tall and muscular physique and a stern look in his eyes when his thoughts wander through the dark abysses but also enlightened convolution of his mind, he is the sweetest and most caring person one could ever have the honour to meet.
His physical strength coincides with his stalwart and dedicated character and stands in harmonious contrast to all his kind and generous qualities.
His love for history, movies and sports just add to his diverse personality and make him to the most interesting friend and lover one could ever have.
If one ever meets a Bernardo in the wild it is important to know how lucky and furtunate they are, partly because this will be one of the rarest incidences to ever occur since he mostly devotes his time to family, the gym or the singing of various songs and genres to someone who is dear to him.
However, if such an encounter does happen, it is also crucial to not get lost in the depths of his amber coloured eyes, golden skin and breath-takingly dashing smile, since Bernardos tend to have very jealous partners.
Girl: hey have you seen that handsome, interesting, hilarious and impressively built guy who even makes Taylor Swift songs sound like masterpieces?
Girl 2: yea, that's Bernardo... You should back off tho. He is taken
Girl 2: yea, that's Bernardo... You should back off tho. He is taken
by Aleida March de la Torre February 2, 2018
Get the Bernardo mug.He is the gayest fellow in all the lands. (Gay as in Happy). He will make anyone Gay just by being in the room.
by The Truth Don't Argue November 19, 2019
Get the Bernardous Baskovic mug.A cool, funny sexy guy. He is a really kind, humble person who will make you feel you are around a world of peace and love. He has a sense of humor that will make you burst of laughter. He is incredibly talented in every single sport he plays, and loves to play soccer. He dreams of becoming the next Lionel Messi. He shows interest to people that talk to him, and loves deep conversations. He is incredible at accents as well. He is considered an athlete by his friends, and his speed will shock you.
Person 1: Yo, who is that fast guy running on the track?
Person 2: That's Bernardo. He seems kind and sexy.
Person 1: I agree.
Person 2: That's Bernardo. He seems kind and sexy.
Person 1: I agree.
by wellthisismypseudonym. October 13, 2021
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