Mercedes Benz 

A Well made Luxurious German piece of Machinery that gets absurd amounts of jealousy,also known to single handedly steal other car owners girlfriends and especially any spotlight from other German cars such as BMW owners when Mercedes arrives on the scene. BMW is and will always be second to Mercedes,Your average smart driver of a Mercedes does not beat on and race they're cars like BMW drivers do.For Mercedes is not wreckless,Mercedes Drivers have pride and take care of there fine automobiles.They are made to cruise luxuriously without added performance parts. They are a First Class Automobile.

Mercedes Benz,Thee car of cars ...the Beautiful offspring of German Engineering

Mercedes Benz by The Best Barber May 11, 2010

my other other Benz 

The new way to say that you own at least 3 Mercedes-Benzes

They aint see me cause I pulled up in my other Benz
Last week I was in my other other Benz

Song lyrics from the Kanye West/Jay-Z song "Otis".

my other other Benz by mashupdk August 19, 2011

benz-y 

referring to a mercedes-benz(used in ride with me by nelly)

smoke an L in the back of the benz-y

benz-y by nash_melo December 9, 2008

Benz Punany 

Expensive PUSSY. NOT TO BE TOYED WITH BY LITTLE BROKE MEN.

Dick: Omg I want to fuck amanda.
Amanda: No nigga i got the BENZ PUNANY! HANNNN

Benz Punany by TeBeQUE April 22, 2011

Mercedes Benz 

A car considered by many as the finest automobile ever built. Mercedes offer superb luxury, quality, performance and comfort...truly an incredible piece of machinery and technology.

Mercedes have become somewhat of a status symbol. They are often wrongly associated with wealth, but anyone who loves great automobiles can own one, regardless of their social status.

There has been a longtime debate on whether BMWs are better than Mercedes, but the truly knowledgeable automobile enthusiast knows Mercedes are the BEST.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

Mercedes Benz by Alpha79 May 28, 2011

keys to the benz 

1. a way to say you won't take shit from haters.

2. a way to say "let's ride!"

3. a greeting that often confuses people.

1. Nicki: Keys to the benz? Keys to the benz!
Keys: Oh shit, I'd better step up on outta hurr...

2. Sean: Hey, there's a sale on plastic banana guards at WalMart!
Keane: Keys to the benz!

3. Chris: Hey, Drew.
Drew: Keys to the benz.
Chris: .......... ?

keys to the benz by NoMSG October 13, 2010

Mercedes-Benz 

One of the two finest automobile companies in the world. Mercedes and BMW are the ultimate contenders for mass-production high-quality cars. Nobody can fucking step to them.

American: I love my Ford.
European: You are truly a fucking idiot, Mercedes and BMW rule the world.
American: I know, but since I am a lazy motherfucker I do not know these things, and I am too blind to see the truth.

Mercedes-Benz by BMW = BLACK MAN'S WISH May 18, 2003