Benjamin Wadsworth 

The beautiful, funny, talented (occasionally dead on the inside), adorable actor who plays Marcus Lopez Arguello. Just all in all a gorgeous and under appreciated little bean 🥰

*Gets done watching Deadly Class
Friend: That Marcus guy is pretty cute, I wonder what the actors name is?
Me: That would be one Benjamin Wadsworth. And I’m sorry but I’ve already called dibs on that crazy and gorgeous boy you see before you.

Benjamin Wadsworth by cardboardben March 2, 2019

The Benjamin Walker Effect

The phenomenon of when a semi-attractive person demonstrates a talent that in turn makes said person extremely hot.
Named after the Broadway actor Benjamin Walker and his singing abilities.

Steps follow as such:
1.Bob is ok-attractive, but maybe not your type
2.Bob starts to sing/act/draw/ect. with amazing skill
3.Suddenly Bob looks EXTREMELY attractive despite his initial lack of appeal
4.You have just experienced The Benjamin Walker Effect

The Benjamin Walker Effect by badhorse95 November 29, 2010

Benjamin politics

You prolly think that you are better now, better now
You only say that 'cause I'm not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Woulda gave you anything
Woulda gave you everything
You know I say that I am better now, better now
I only say that 'cause you're not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Woulda gave you anything
Woulda gave you everything, oh-oh
I did not believe that it would end, no
Everything came second to the Benzo
You're not even speakin' to my friends, no
You knew all my uncles and my aunts though
Twenty candles, blow 'em out and open your eyes
We were lookin' forward to the rest of our lives
Used to keep my picture posted by your bedside
Now it's in your dresser with the socks you don't like
And I'm rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
With my brothers like it's Jonas, Jonas
Drinkin' Henny and I'm tryna forget
But I can't get this shit outta my head
You prolly think that you are better now, better now
You only say that 'cause I'm not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Woulda gave you anything
Woulda gave you everything
You know I say that I am better now, better now
I only say that 'cause you're not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Woulda gave you anything
Woulda gave you everything, oh-oh
I seen you with your other dude
He seemed like he was pretty cool
I was so broken over you

“Benjamin politics is a twink right?”

“Yes!”

Benjamin politics by Mary’s bakery January 3, 2021

Benjamin Ketchup 

A cardboard cutout of a ketchup bottle with Benjamin Franklins head on it

A recurring character on Unus Annus

Mark: "Oh I'd ride Benjamin Ketchup like a hurricane"

Benjamin Ketchup by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021

Benjamin Disraeli

Prime Minister of Britain 1874–1880 and a novelist. Now you know who he is.

Benjamin Disraeli wrote some books and was the PM of Great Britain.

Benjamin Disraeli by Mistahtom January 11, 2006

Salty Benjamin 

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and then covering it with hundred dollar bills (benjamin)

Man, that stripper charged me $300 last night. I paid her ass with a salty benjamin. That'll teach her to overcharge me for sex.

Salty Benjamin by PBE2 December 17, 2008

Benjamin Wiping 

to reach a status in one's life, financially, to be able to wipe one's own ass with fresh hundred dollar bills (benjamins).

donald trump is most definately benjamin wiping

Benjamin Wiping by i_skeeted_in_ur_i February 27, 2009