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Bentonite

Basically a quicker way of saying bet aight, which is basically a quicker way of saying aight bet, which is basically a quicker way of saying alright bet
Chandler: Ayo bro u tryna run train on these bitches?!
Jesse: BENTONITEEEEEE
by Anonymous1946373 June 2, 2022
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Brandon Bertini Sins

The Ultimate Rizz God. Has the most unspoken rizz, but is confused for being gay because he never uses his rizz. Can bag all the females. Has a massive schlong and is JACKED. He created the universe's best creature, the plateosaururs . All the women want him, and also the men. Will always help you when you're STUCK.
Brandon Bertini Sins stole my wife, please help.
by NiggerWhipperDickRipper October 14, 2022
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Yellow Bentines

A small purple amphetamine pill popular among Irish jockeys living in south London. The drug gets its name from the subtle yellowing effect it has on the skin, especially the scrotum and hands, which has also lead to the naming of a sub-genre of club music known as Heppy-Scrot.
Jockey: Are you the bozz bozz?
The Bozz Bozz: Yes.
Jockey: Got any Yellow Bentines?
by Prof. Geonear December 13, 2008
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Bentonize

made to look like a fool, a retard.
Don't Bentonize me, you son of a bitch!
by pee-pee hole March 24, 2004
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bertini

it is a type of martini that is non alcoholic.
Lets just say you dont want an alcoholic martini. so, instead of saying "virgin appletini please." you say, "I would love a apple bertini!!!" YAAA

Robert!
by Kerah February 26, 2008
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beninian

I asked this dude to do one simple thing and he manged to get it all wrong. He's a beninian.
by Dewayne Reed January 25, 2007
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Bendinitis

A painful lower leg condition most notably suffered by Ben Hatley. Especially if he hasn't stretched before running. This condition is often very painful causing Ben to scream. A notable example of Bendinitis happened on May 12, 2006 when he didn't realize he and Liv were only stretching before running. But it can quickly be made up.
Ben: Oh no, I shouldn't have gone running. I've got a terrible Bendinitis.

Liv: Well, you should have stretched. A Liv Lean would have done it! Or maybe a Ben Ball. They stretch the shins.

Ben: Crazy cramp! Will this ever end? (he makes a seething sound as if it really hurts) Hey Liv, massage this for me, will you?

Liv: (laughing) Okay, okay, I'll massage it. Here, let me stretch it for you, too. Easy now, we'll get rid of that old Bendinitis. We'll send it back where it came from. It won't be coming back!

Ben: Whoah! Maybe you're right. A good stretch should do it. (he leans into a Ben Ball) That's the ticket. That's better.

Liv: I know. Bendinitis hurts! But, we can always make up for it. Just remember, Bendinitis hurts, so stretch it out first. (She laughs)
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 12, 2011
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