Bensoned

To be completely out of your mind on a variety of legal and illegal substances. Will probably result in scattering of CDs, spilt drinks and cigarette burns.

Andy was completely bensoned

by Flavio Conentonisi November 10, 2003

the benson

noun, denoting the high quality of a person, an object, place or experience. awesome, the shit, doss

that squidgy black's the benson

by Danby January 11, 2009

Benson

A typically handsome, dark curly haired boy/man with a great personality and gorgeous eyes. His female friends would use cute, funny, and sweet to describe him in 3 words.

Benson is hot as fuck

by BeNNÿ October 17, 2018

Benson

a Benson, an entirely average sized penis

A UK Benson is 13.12cm (5.16 inches) in length.

by bipedalmale July 27, 2017

Benson

N.

A big ass pumpkin.

Often inhabits the coffee table of a few eloquent, classy gentlemen and their piece of dogshit roommate who should fuck off and die in a hole. Slowly. Weighs roughly 50lbs.

Guest: What is that on your coffee table?

Gentleman: That, my dear, is Benson.

Fourth roommate: - something inevitably stupid and irrelevant to the conversation.

by TheHoodedDingo October 10, 2016

Benson

That one dumbass at your lunch table who won’t shut the fuck up about crash bandicoot

Damn it Benson shut the fuck up about crash bandicoot already

by The011darkwolf October 16, 2019

Benson

Football player, one of the sweetest kids you will ever meet. Might look a little scary, but don't let that fool you, he's a hugger. Gives really good hugs, AMAZING at cuddling. Sweetest texter, big ass black guy.

*After the game*
Benson: Who did you come to the game with?
Alex: My friends
Benson: Oh, I thought you were here with your boyfriend
Alex: I don’t have a boy friend
Benson: Oh, Good.

by Superior Babe November 15, 2014