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friend with benefits

n: A friend in which you are allowed sexual activity but no true relationship is invovled. Not a girlfriend or boyfriend.
The benefit is purely sexual. Not to be tied with feelings.
by dwfirebolt99 June 3, 2004
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ipod with benefits

an iphone thats service has been turned off due to ones father hating them.

once the service is turned off, you now have whats called an iphone with benefits also known as an imposter"

it can also be used as an excuse for not giving a guy your number.

the benefits include: camera, digital voice recorder, the inability to use apps that require internet being that wifi gets shitty connection, the thickness of an iphone with the brain of an ipad nano (see ipad nano)
"hey babe, whats your number?"
"oh i dont have a phone"
"oh really whats that in your pocket? sure looks like an iphone to me"
"its actually an ipod with benefits"
"speaking of benefits-"
"please shut the hell up and go away."
by lamalamalana April 10, 2010
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friends without benefits

A relationship in which two friends are practically dating but there are no sexual benefits.
"I took her to Earth last night---after we had dinner with her parents. And prom's next week."
"...did you hook up?"
"No...we're like friends without benefits."
by amadeus1985 June 12, 2009
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mother with benefits

Having sex with a woman who is prepared to do everything for you and who is not your biological mother.
John's girlfriend really wipes his arse for him.

I know. And can you believe they also do it 5 times a week!

Wow. That woman is a mother with benefits.
by Silly Tilly June 9, 2018
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ex with benefits

After a breakup of a couple, remain close friends, but still practice some form of physical closeness. Can occur any time after breakup.
John: "Mary, what are you and Joe doing under that blanket? I thought you two were broken up?"

Mary: "We are; ex with benefits."
by blackdeathmessenger December 9, 2009
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benefits of eating pineapple

girl: i just ate some pineapple

boy: damn can i taste it 🤤
girl: sure that’s the benefits of eating pineapple
by your bitch :) May 30, 2018
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Friends who sext eachother and send eachother their private areas while keeping away from a relationship
I was Friends with internet benefits with a hot azn chick
by Douchebag82 October 21, 2011
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