the bends

n. The state of being under the influence of drugs. The term is a metaphor created by Radiohead, comparing the effects of pressure on scuba divers to the effects of drugs on users.

"He looks kinda messed up..."
"Yeah, he's got the bends"

Who are my real friends? Have they all got the bends? -Radiohead

by Rage Hard May 8, 2008

the bends

what you get when your gf thinks your penis is a gear shaft and shifts into reverse while on top. it's not broken, it's the bends.

last night was more than a little rough...i got the bends, man.

by mosse July 30, 2008

Twazzock bends

A sort of morning after sickness involving headaches, dizziness, projectile vommiting/diarrhoea, and a cold-sore or two; usually experienced after a lot of drink, some bad take-away food, and messy sex, most likely of a casual nature. Particulary with a person you wouldn't necessarily want your mates to see.

"Shit, Bro, you should've stopped me drinking those last two jugs of Export. I went and got some chips and a pie and while I was waiting I copped-off with a real minger from Shannon. Went back to her flat and had a real good sesh, know what I mean, yeh? Have I got the 'twazzock bends' now!"

by Arsing around in the arse factory December 22, 2007

The Bends

When you are swimming along and come to the surface to shallow waters and get sick sick

Man, that meeting was horrible on Friday. Gave me the bends after. I was crying in bed half the evening.

by Gina85 January 14, 2022

The Bends

When you gotta poop so bad but are nowhere near a toilet and your body starts that up and down motion and weird bent over walk while looking for a bathroom to explode on!

I was at the mall after eating T-Bell and that shit gives me the bends. Took me 15 minutes to find a bathroom. I know I left marks in my boxers.

by Tony T-Bag January 25, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Saber's beads

(Astronomy) Necklace of staggered brightness peaks seen on extremely young or old moon crescents. (Astrology) Moon phase symbolizing increased perspective and open-mindedness.

Through binoculars we saw the broken arc of Saber's beads along the thin lunar crescent.

by infoserver March 9, 2019