bearanoid

The overly irrational fear of bears brought on by camping in the wild for the first time. Bearanoia is most likely to occur in places such as Yosemite or Yellowstone where bear attacks have been known to occur at campsites.

Wife: Should I wash this flavored chapstick off before bed so the bears don't try to get in our tent tonight to lick my lips?

Husband: No dear, you're just being bearanoid.

by nutzoid July 8, 2011

Bearataur

A bearataur is a puny cross between a bear and a centaur. It is known to live in the middle part of Colorado, but they shy away from encounters. It is common for them to soil themselves when spotted. Also, they are awful at basketball.

Yep, judging by the pee on the ground and the scoreboard that was most def a bearataur.

by OntarioRage February 23, 2011

The Pat Benatar

While receiving fellatio, you give a female a short hair cut. Upon climax you have said female sing "hit me with your best shot" as you cum on her new do........fire awaaaaaaaaaaay!

Justins mom loves The Pat Benatar. Shes a good singer.

by ToledoRattlesnakes January 8, 2009

bearagraph

Any paragraph with bear implications including, but not limited to, Cutler, Ditka, and Chicago.

(In Chicago Accent)

Yea I was offered a job at the CIA cuz they heard i can write a mean bearagraph.

by Bear Fan, Go Bears October 4, 2010

Pedo Bearadise

Places like: Omegle, Facebook, Myspace, 4chan, The Entire Internet.........

You: hi

Stranger: a/s/l?

You: im boy, 12, and what is this?

Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?

You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........

Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?

You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!

You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!

by ENDL355MIND January 8, 2010

Benard

He is a cleaver boy who likes ladies very much. He makes sure that he don’t lose in any game or match. He like ladies to be his best friends.

Benard is a womanizer

by Young_Baron_Dc March 21, 2019

bentrawets

A terrorist that does illegal actions like bomb shoot and mug elderly people

Bentrawets put away that chainsaw

by MandibleHand November 10, 2016